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Thursday, May 31, 2012
The Tale of the Failed Macaroons
Today is National Macaroon Day. So, of course, I'd planned to make macaroons. What else would you expect from someone who celebrates holidays for literary figures, religious events, food fests, and any other occasion that amuses me?
I had hoped to make airy and crisp macaroons, rather than the ones that are rounder and taller and softer (which are loaded with coconut, usually, rather than being primarily made of egg white). According to Wikipedia: "A macaroon is a type of light, baked confection, described as either small cakes or meringue-like cookies depending on their consistency." So I beat the egg whites, stirred in the flavorings, and baked away.
But instead of seeing delicate white cookies tinged with just a hint of golden color at the edges, holding their shape in lovely little circles, this is what I found when I took the macaroons out of the oven:
Groan ....
But I don't waste food - nope. I don't throw things out, I simply re-purpose them. I tell people all the time that if a recipe doesn't work out as intended - if a cake falls, if a pie doesn't cut nicely, whatever - simply toss some ice cream or whipped cream onto the still-delicious mess, rename it (trifle? crumble? parfait?), and move on as though this was what you'd intended!
And thus, my failed attempt at making Coconut Rum Macaroons turned into a beautiful fruit-laden Pavlova instead.
Pavlova is a dessert with a meringue base, topped with fruit and whipped cream. There are several variations on its origins, but it is thought to have been named after the Russian ballerina Anna Pavlova. It is light, sweet, and utterly enticing. It was a perfect way to put my pathetic little macaroons to a far more noble purpose.
And if I hadn't told you this little tale of failure and redemption, you'd have never known that even food bloggers, chefs, cookbook writers, and other culinary professionals have their bad days in the kitchen, too.
Coconut Rum Meringues
2 egg whites
3/4 cup sugar
1/2 teaspoon dark rum
1/3 cup ground almonds
6 Manischewitz coconut macaroons, crumbled (2/3 cup crumbs), part of a lovely marketing gift sent for me to cook/bake with and sample
Preheat oven to 350F. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper or lightly greased foil.
In a large bowl, combine egg whites, sugar, and rum; beat for 3 minutes, until the consistency of paint. (Not an enticing description, but an accurate one.) Stir in the almonds and macaroon crumbs.
Place tablespoon-sized dollops of batter onto the prepared baking sheet. Bake for 15 minutes, until the macaroons are set. Let cool completely, then carefully peel from paper or foil.
Makes 21 macaroons.
To make Pavlova: Crumble 2-3 meringues into a bowl. Top with whipped cream and chopped berries.
I love that you are never defeated in the kitchen! That is a true gift :) You never have failures, only re-purposes!!
ReplyDeleteAwesome re-purposing!!! Ya know, some of my best kitchen discoveries have come out of kitchen disasters - either in a what not to do next time kind of way or because I discovered a use for something that never occurred to me before. Last time I attempted macaroons they looked similar to yours, with less individual cookie distinction (read one big old hot mess in a pan). they were good, ugly, but good :)
ReplyDeleteThat delicious concoction doesn't look like a fail at all! :)
ReplyDeleteWonderful! I love the idea of renaming a failed attempt. I never thought of it before, parfait, crumble, how fun!
ReplyDeleteA yummy looking blooper! :P
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