"Be a Fruit Loop in a world full of Cheerios."
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Go check 'em out on AnnArbor.com:
Yesterday: Spinach-Feta Turkey Burgers with Lemon-Garlic Sauce
Today: Banana Oatmeal Pie
"floo·zie \ˈflü-zē\: a usually young woman of loose morals." Thus a Food Floozie is not a woman who can be seduced by virtually any man, but rather a woman who can be seduced by virtually any food (other than sushi).